I returned home an hour ago to discover that Twitter is down. This is terrible. I need to discuss why Twitter is down with other Twitter users but I can't because Twitter is down.
I'm going to have to do something productive instead possibly involving a large owl, food shopping or the cat. I might even have to resort to actual conversation.
I'll come back and check every few minutes, just in case.
Update : No Twitter +1:47
Wife and cat are both asleep so actual conversation attempts thwarted. Food shopping stymied for same reason. Large owl updates hampered by lack of Twitter.
I have loaded the dishwasher and started preparing dinner. I have eaten some Grape Nuts and have made a cup of herbal tea. The weather is overcast. I may go for a cycle ride.
I feel disconnected and bereft of social interaction.
Does Stephen Fry even exist any more? Do I exist any more? Do you?
Update : No Twitter +2:13
What was the world like before Twitter? How did we interact? What did we do?